kabbala

A body of mystical teachings of rabbinical origin, often based on an esoteric interpretation of the Hebrew Scriptures.

if it's esoteric, how can i become a believer in kabbala?

kabbalah.com

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Apparently, it's a source of power that is so magnificent, it can change the world for the good - forever... also answers the questions of who we are, where we came from, and why we're on this earth...

Source of kabbala is the Zohar. An ancient 23 volume book. this book is also the greatest force of divine energy known to man. I hope they've got it locked in a good safe. And historians are believing it is the authentic holy grail... it generates endless miracles!
Okay...

Now it gets confusing. the 'secret' of the Zohar's unparalleled power is that it radiates light.... okay well that's a secret no longer is it. if you're gonna put it online, it's not a secret. it;'s a piece of fact. You have to hold the book, meditate upon the book, or learn the wisdom to recieve that 'light'.

Okay so all i'm getting so far is that Kabbala is great because there's this book, it's brilliant, like a weapon. it generates light. but it's a secret, so keep it on the low down. brilliant. it tells us everything we want to know about ourselves. it tells us how to lead our lives. The Zohar. from the dictionary, i'm told it's based of jewish teachings, and that it's esoteric. like an esoteric cult.

but remember! (the website tells me)
kabbalah (or however you want to spell it) is light. actually it's "light". the website is still throwing metaphors at me. But it is NOT religion. it's "light".

They tell me Shakespeare was into it, Jesus was, Plato, Pythagoras, Muhammad - all influenced by this Zohar bloody light.

now it mentions i can do a test drive kabbala course online.